Gee, Your Kelli Smells Terrific

That's awesome. Sloganize your name...don't be afraid..."Do it. Do it".

Here are some other ones I thought were humorous. Am I bored? YES. Is it Friday and am I needing to go home? YES. Have I done much of anything all day? NO!

So, the top 10 slogans are:
10. Have a Break. Have a Nasty.
9. Naughty, but Blah.
8. A Taste For Shit.
7. Double the Pleasure, Double the Crap.
6. Bring Out The Suck.
5. I'm a Secret Shitballs Drinker.
4. We Don't Make Lame. We Make Lame Better.
3. Strong and Beautiful, Just Like F*ck.
2. Nothing Works Better Than a Prick.

and my personal favorite.....

1. Ass, the Other White Meat.