Please please please someone rip my throat out.

If this damn sore throat doesn't go away, I gladly invite someone to rip my throat out. Freakin' flu sucks ass. I mean, I haven't had it this bad in years. Waa waa, I know but maybe you'll catch it from reading this post and then you'll know how it feels and someone will have to call the "waaa-mbulance" for you. How bout that.

Items ingested in the past week for the flu:
2 tablets of dayquil
2 tylenol
2 more tablets of dayquil
alka-seltzer cold stuff
theraflu
2 more tablets of dayquil
more alka-seltzer
more theraflu
2 tablets of advil cold and sinus
2 more advil
2 more advil
nyquil
nyquil
nyquil
dayquil
advil
bottle of chloraseptic
n'ice

Tomorrow I'm finally caving and getting on the heavy stuff...antibiotics. I guess it's worth it. All that other crap would eventually kill me. Plus, mixing all that stuff does not do good things to the tummy. Tune in again to see if I actually make it through this flu or if it finally gets the better of me.