I need a speaker on top of my car....
So that I can tell people driving these streets what I want them to do. I know this is a common topic, but I don't think stupid drivers will ever go away. If I had that speaker, here's what I'd say:
"Hey lady, get off your cell phone, turn off your blinker, and drive at least the minimum suggested speed on the freeway!"
"Sir, stop braking! You're only going 35 and there's no one in front of you!"
"Ok people, move it along, nothing to see here. The guy on the other side of the freeway with a flat tire should not be the cause of a 5 mile traffic jam!!!"
Man I hate stupid people.
posted by KelBel @ 2:01 PM
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8 Comments:
I hate stupid people too... just wanted to let you know. I flipped this guy off on the freeway the other day, my friend visiting was so scared we were going to be victims of road rage, but he almost killed us by being an idiot, that was the first time I got caught flipping someone off because he was yelling up a storm, it was really funny now that I am thinking about it again!!
I am quite sure that my daily commute is taking years off my life. At least I will miss the drooling on myself.
I just don't understand it. Seriously, these people are the reason that dumb accidents occur so often. I guess there's nothing we can do but cross our fingers and watch out for them on the road.
I would request guns that blow the cars in my way to smithereens so I could just cruise all the way to where I need to go. Plus, the stress would be alieviated by blowing stuff up!
We could make it a living video game...
Actually, i find myself yelling at people while I'm on MY phone and I think it could be annoying for the person on the other end because they can't see the insanity around me.
And people wonder why Grand Theft Auto is one the most popular video games each and every year...How could you not love a game that allows to take revenge on a line of chanting monks?
Try driving around DC, it is rediculous. I hate it. Especially like you said there is something on the other side of the freeway and your side is backed up miles, that's an everyday occurance here. The sad part is everytime I see an accident I kinda am happy that, that's one less idiot on the road. But then I think that they'll just have a rentacar tomorrow.
That's lovely when you're behind someone with their blinker on. You're thinking to yourself, "Are they gonna get over? I'll just pass them. But what if they zip in the same lane and cut me off?" So you follow behind them, until you realize, they had no effing clue it was even on. My blinker starts dinging or chiming when it's been on too long. I only know this because my boyfriend IS that asshole who doesn't notice shit like that!
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