I swear that's how I feel today. You ever have those days? I mean, I woke up without any idea what day it was, what time it was, where I was, and pretty much who I was. Now normally, this would be the result of a hangover of some sort (maybe not the projectile vomiting kind, because with those you usually wake up on the bathroom floor) but I didn't have one (or two, or three, etc.) drink last night. Just woke up in a haze and have been sitting at work trying to come up with a clever headline for our newspaper ad. I could SO be this guy on the billboard today.