45 Virgins on a Pelican

It cracks me up sometimes to hear what people think the lyrics of some songs are. I mean, you have to stop and think for a second if what you're singing actually makes sense. Below is a list of what people that I know think some lyrics really are:

1. Pearl Jam- Glorified G
Actual lyrics: "Glorified version of a pellet gun"
What my friend actually thought they were saying: "45 Virgins on a pelican"

2. Grateful Dead- Casey Jones
Actual lyrics - "Drivin that train, high on cocaine. Casey Jones is ready, watch your speed."
What my friend actually thought they were saying: "Drivin' that train, high on cocaine, case you're jonesin' better watch your speed."

3. Beck- Loser
Actual lyrics: "Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?"
What my friend actually thought they were saying: " So, I opened the
door. I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?"

4. Pearl Jam- Jeremy
Actual lyrics: "Jeremy spoke in class today."
What my friend actually thought they were saying: "Jeremy's smokin' grass today."

Now those are just a few examples, and I don't know if someone told her that those were the words because she's gullible and they knew she'd be singing em and make a fool of herself or what...but she ACTUALLY thought those were the words. Of course, I told her gullible wasn't in the dictionary. She looked it up.